by #babyscina May 3, 2021

‘Johns dad’ is a common saying for anyone who part takes in the noncing of children, mainly their own son.
Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.
Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.
by ILoveYouJohn August 26, 2018

A man who loves singing and dancing around the house, loves bursting into rooms and being loud, loves his cars, tools, and food. But the one thing he loves the most is his family.
by Pluble December 7, 2020

A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.
Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.
It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.
Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.
It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.
Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
by Jojopa January 25, 2022

Man under 19 who has 1+ kids. Fucked his girl or a random chick and got her prego on accident. The condom probably broke.
Scott who’s only 15 got 14 year old Kourtney prego. Their parents freaked out and don’t want Scott to be a teen dad. They don’t care about kourtney because she’s a slut
by KhloeAshton November 21, 2018

by CoffeeNOrder66 April 4, 2023

Dad: *makes really corny and bad joke*
Me: Oh my god my dad has the worst sense of humor he is literally the king of dad humor
Me: Oh my god my dad has the worst sense of humor he is literally the king of dad humor
by mhmuss February 16, 2014
