Two-stroke Barbeque

When a guy doesn't take very long in bed, averaging only about two strokes before the job is done.

Not as much fun or filling as a real barbeque.

-"Hey girl, did you hook up with your boy last night?"

-"Yeah, but we ended up only having a two-stroke barbeque, if you know what I mean."

by Black Cobra September 13, 2011

one stroke bloke

When a bloke cums during sex, after one stroke.

The man I had a one night stand with was a one stroke bloke.

by johnljj January 3, 2014

Grandpa strokes

When a man fucks a girl slow the whole time giving her no pleasure

Yea ion fuck wit him no more his dick was tiny and he had dem grandpa strokes

by Spilledmilksteve August 5, 2020

strokeular

When a bunch of songs in an album start sounding the same. Like how The Strokes do a lot.

Stadium Arcadium has a lot of strokeular songs.

by chives42 October 5, 2007

I had a stroke

Something that makes so little sense, that it seems like the other person had a stroke.

Grandpa: buh bred tge ckep tgys Youth: r/i had a stroke

by Biscuits, cheese biscuits July 19, 2019

stroke

A word deadpanned by high school teachers to elicit laughs from students.

"...and can be magnetized by stroking it." *giggle*snort*

by Blackdog January 16, 2004

stroyed

Short for "destroyed", but usually used as a verb. Also, often refers to sexual actions resulting in violent or agressive displays.

Last night Steve was hitting Sara from behind real hard. I could hear her moaning through the walls and I even had my ear phones on. Man, he must have fucking stroyed that girl.

by Cwillyams July 14, 2006