A quasi-Latin phrase meaning "Let the reader beware everything that follows was written while the writer was stoned."
Caveat Stoner: How do know, like, every instant of your life isn't, like, you know, it's own, like, individual reality that, like, goes on for eternity...etc
by knowcebo January 16, 2011
Get the Caveat Stonermug. by Celly_belly July 30, 2021
Get the stoner dudemug. by Chiefamazio February 3, 2018
Get the stoner assmug. A person that is a douchbag concerning the topic of weed.
They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.
They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.
They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.
They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.
I hate hanging out with keith, all he ever does is get high and talk about weed. I don't care that he likes to smoke, but he constantly tries to get me to smoke even when I say no. He is such a stoner douchebag!
by mazeltovcocktail May 5, 2019
Get the Stoner Douchebagmug. by Joogle January 30, 2015
Get the bedtime stonermug. by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016
Get the Fake Stonermug. Waking up and feel really weird the day after a big smoke sesh, not high, just strange. You may feel light, and unable to focus, or you may feel that time is slow, and everything is a dream.
Bro, I smoked like a half ounce yesterday, and I'm rocking some Stoner Head right now.
Shiiiiit bro, sounds crazy.
Shiiiiit bro, sounds crazy.
by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019
Get the Stoner Headmug.