Caveat Stoner

A quasi-Latin phrase meaning "Let the reader beware everything that follows was written while the writer was stoned."

Caveat Stoner: How do know, like, every instant of your life isn't, like, you know, it's own, like, individual reality that, like, goes on for eternity...etc

by knowcebo January 16, 2011

stoner dude

A male who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears tie dye

That stoner dude is hot af

by Celly_belly July 30, 2021

stoner ass

When you take multiple rly big shits after smoking a lot of weed

dude i smoked 5 whole grams yesterday and now i have really bad stoner ass

by Chiefamazio February 3, 2018

Stoner Douchebag

A person that is a douchbag concerning the topic of weed.

They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.

They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.

I hate hanging out with keith, all he ever does is get high and talk about weed. I don't care that he likes to smoke, but he constantly tries to get me to smoke even when I say no. He is such a stoner douchebag!

by mazeltovcocktail May 5, 2019

bedtime stoner

A special breed of stoner that only smokes before bedtime.

Joseph only ever wants to smoke late at night, I think he might be a bedtime stoner.

by Joogle January 30, 2015

Fake Stoner

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday

Marina is a fake stoner

by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016

Stoner Head

Waking up and feel really weird the day after a big smoke sesh, not high, just strange. You may feel light, and unable to focus, or you may feel that time is slow, and everything is a dream.

Bro, I smoked like a half ounce yesterday, and I'm rocking some Stoner Head right now.

Shiiiiit bro, sounds crazy.

by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019