Cleveland Stanley Steamer

The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.

Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!

by FBM Genesis November 13, 2011

Charleston Steamer

During a cold, winter night, you proceed to take a dump on a companions face.

"Man, we went up to the cabin for the winter and the heat went out. I had to give Tommy a Charleston Steamer to prevent any frost bite from setting in on his face."

by Harry Bush January 16, 2006

Cleaver Steamer

When one of the Cleaver family (Wally, Beaver, Ward or June) takes a massive shit upon another Cleaver's chest.

"Golly Beaver, I notice you are shitting on my chest"
"Well Gee Wally, Eddie Haskill's using the shitter, it's Cleaver Steamer time".

by daniel1976TO June 13, 2007

cleavland steamer

its when you crap in a girls boobs

i cleavland steamer that bitch

by Keethan February 16, 2008

Steamer

A word used in the Ayrshire region of Scotland to describe someone who "likes a drink"(Alcholic)

Often used by the NED population of Syrshire

that we ned is an awfi steamer

by Gillsy June 18, 2009

Steamer

Little-known Australian slang term for toilet.

Crikey! I'll be with ya directly, mate; I gotta go chisel me X, me Y and me Zed on the steamer.

by Planet Derm June 8, 2016

Steamer

When someone drops a vile shit in your toilet that radiates the room with a foulness only the devil himself could endure

John just dropped an absolute fucking steamer in my bathroom and the smell was so bad I think I may die within the hour

by UrMomsUrDad March 17, 2021