stealth walker

A shopping cart being pushed by someone in an impaired state who wishes to give the appearance of a thoughtful, considerate spouse.

“You push the stealth walker, honey. It will help you keep your balance while I load the groceries.”
“Thank you, my love. I feel like I’m going to fall over any minute.”

by Bottom Ford April 18, 2010

Stealth Booty

A voluptuous booty that goes un-noticed in the office until casual jean Friday's.

Damn playa look at Sally who would have thought she had a stealth booty.

by 2Tell May 13, 2005

Stealthurbate

Masturbate in public stealthily so no one knows you're doing it.

When she was little, Kennedy would stealthurbate under the beach towel and no one around even guessed.

by ApricotFields August 2, 2019

stealth ginge

adj. - One whose bodily hair is brown with (sometimes) subtle ginger tones - often in denial of their ginger status.

He claimed his hair was brown, but everyone knew Simon was a stealth ginge.

by Paula Abdul December 9, 2008

Stealthgasm

A word used to experience the Adrenalin rush felt whilst riding on the rollercoaster 'STEALTH' at Tussaud's Thorpe Park, in the UK.

"That was Stealthgasmic!"
"Oh my Goodness, I just had a Stealthgasm!"

by Jo S November 29, 2007

stealth personality

A person that no one ever notices.

Did you realize that Beth has worked here for 10 years, and no one knows anything about her; I guess she has a stealth personality.

by Guido1 October 24, 2009

Stealth-Lobster

A strange Dutch variation of a StealthLobster...However this version has 1 extra chromosome, making it somewhat different..

Bob "Look at that guy playing playstation on the couch"

Joe "Wow, ive never seen a StealthLobster like that before it must be a Stealth-Lobster"

by StealthLobster November 6, 2009