pop a squat

A bastardization of "cop a squat," to sit down.

Vivian: Well, I'm gonna give, um—you'll buy a snap dog; we'll cop a squat under a tree somewhere.

Edward: Cop a what?

Vivian: Cop a squat.

This is from "Pretty Woman." Notice it's cop, not pop a squat.

by Jame Gumb December 8, 2007

Woodbridge Squat

A squat using a free weight in a gym, in which you load up tons of weight on each side. You then barely bend your knees and push the weight back up. You then go around bragging about how much weight you did.

Hey man, did you see that guy woodbridge squat 500 pounds?

by jjordan33 November 25, 2010

Mcnamer Squat

Similar to a Roman war helmet, the Mcnamer squat first requires one to shit upon their balls, and then place their soiled balls upon the eyes of their partner, friend, or unsuspecting victim, allowing their penis to drape down over the nose of the previously mentioned person.

My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her, so I gave her the Mcnamer squat.

by BagTagChapion August 21, 2015

Gas squat

An emission of methane gas from the anus, typically when squatting.

-Man, Larry just gas squatted!
-Gross!

by bewingedthings November 26, 2017

Tonto Squat

When a person does an Indian squat on your face and sings Native American ritual songs as you go down on their chocolate starfish.

Damn bro billy-joe has a clapper, I’d let her do the tonto squat on my face.

by BigPapaGoose88 September 25, 2018

Thot Squat

That ho over there going into a deep squat, showing off that Instagram only booty!

She gains IG followers because she has a deep Thot Squat, basically lips spilling out.....

by Evy89 June 22, 2019

Ya likle babylan squat

A string of words influenced by Jamaican slang which are used to project anger or dissapointment at another person.

Person 1: Wayasay ya rasted claaat!
Person 2: Airee Jefree, wayamean insolt an' shout I?
Person 1: 'ush ya gums ya likle babylan squat!!I angry wid blaad for eat me rice and peas!
Person 2: I saarry Jefree, i will miik sam more.
Person 1: Okiii,i help ya miik et. When i put Rice, you put Peas!

Person 1: Rice...

Person 2: ..n Peas!

Person 1: Rice...

Person 2 ..n Peas!...

by Donno3465345 January 12, 2006