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SpongeBob Guy

Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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SpongeBob Effect

When a cartoon series gets so popular, making millions of dollars, to the point it almost seems like it will never end.
Man, it's been like 10 years since Teen Titans Go! and Paw Patrol were released and are already getting the Spongebob Effect.
by Jack the Weirdo Thing August 14, 2023
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Spongebob

Basically an animation about a sponge and a sea star
James: What was that animation that is about a sponge that can talk
jeremy: It's spongebob idiot
by That guy who is always bored November 21, 2021
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pineapple spongebob

Kyler Malen took it in the ass by a gay man
Kyler malen took it in the ass by one of my homies hes a pineapple spongebob
by HappySlappyPapi November 30, 2021
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Spongebob

Spongebob is used to describe a giant horse cock
Hey That horse has a huge Spongebob
I know right!
by Cheeseyturd December 5, 2021
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Spongebob

Spongebob is used to describe a giante massive horse cock.
1.Omg That Horse Has a Giant SpongeBob!
2. I know right!
by Cheeseyturd December 5, 2021
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Spongebob

Sex move where several males put their dicks in every female's holes.
Me with the boys did spongebob last night to my gf
by DThrE October 16, 2019
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