snoffelbob

When someone’s hair is a mess and they don’t have a brush

sarah has a really bad snoffelbob today

by dayrightmomer March 30, 2020

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Soffocottaro

Soffocottaro is someone who sucks cock constantly, both fisically and metaphorically.

Maffo: Oh, where is Barti today? Why isn't he here?
Fradme: Ah you know him, he's a Soffocottaro! I bet he is "busy" right now!

by Fradme April 25, 2020

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sloffee

A sloth in a coffee cup

For my birthday I got a card with a sloffee on it.

by Zoofie fish May 29, 2020

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Someone so incompetent or unbelievably not of this world or stupid that they chew or chomp on spaff( male ejaculate or “cum”) rather than the most obvious and traditional response of spitting or swallowing.

He proved he was a complete and utter spaffchomper with his suggestion he could rely on peoples common sense.

He entered the shop without a face mask proving he was a spaffchomper.

by Postnubes633 August 13, 2020

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