Spinker

Cup of Tea

Make me a spinker

by Mennar October 17, 2003

winter splinter

when two people have sex during the winter season while wearing all of their winter gear (which may include but is not limited to their scarfs, hats, jackets, sweaters, snow boots etc.)

1. I had a winter splinter the other day and that shit felt so DAMN good but FUCK...I was hot as hell!

2. He looked so good, I just couldn't wait to take our clothes off...so we winter-splintered it real quick.

by BlackPanther415 March 4, 2009

Spinster

A woman once she hits the big 3-0 & is still single...never been married, no kids. Usually blames her career for the fact that no guy wants her.

yeah, she's a spinster. She couldn't even get a man to marry her in her 20's, so good luck now!

by JustinK80 April 15, 2011

Spizterd

Paying way too much for sexual services.

Elliot: I think I paid too much for that Ho last night.
Me: Why? How much did she get you for?
Elliot: Five thousand for one hour + train fare.
Me: Ouch dog, you got Spizterd

by MeTooAgain March 11, 2008

Sprinter Dater

A person that starts off dating at top speed before coming to a screaching hault.

Jane: Is Nick still dating that Bethany chick from last week?
Kelsey: No! He's dating Adriana.
Jane: What happened to Bethany?
Kelsey: We all know he's a sprinter dater.

by Swirl Inc. October 9, 2008

Sprinter ass

A round muscular ass on either a guy or a girl, similar to the ass as seen on a sprinter. The glutes are very well muscled in a sprinter ass.

"Dang! Did you see her booty? That's a fine sprinter ass!

by Boomerzoomer June 15, 2011

spinkterclinch

for men the act of taking a leak and realizing you have to shit while at a urinal. to painful to stop pissing, results in a weird facial expression or strange stomach noises while trying to hold back the shit.

Man I had to piss and then spinkterclinch so I wouldn't shit myself

by Roox December 1, 2011