Sober Shaming

Sober shaming is making someone feel uncomfortable for not drinking. When we sober shame, we make others feel like their decision not to drink is wrong, boring, or even offensive

Drunk girl : Do you drink?

Sober dude: No
Drunk girl : Your so boring!!!
Sober dude: Stop sober shaming!!!

by Junkie69420 August 16, 2021

sober

Someone or something that is fair and trustworthy - not dodgy.

"You better not be messing me about with this deal."
"No mate, I promise, it's sober."

by Dirty Shambler May 13, 2006

sober

To be top of the line. Awsome. Best you can get. Clean.

Man that new Neon you got is sober!!! check out the sterio in that thing!

I can't wait till i get in my new apartment. It's going to be so sober!

by CJ Miles May 23, 2006

soberdrunk

when you have drank so much being drunk is sober and sober is being drunk

stop drinking cold turkey after drinking everyday for a long time and you will be soberdrunk

by Timinator!!!!!!!!!!! January 17, 2011

soberfest

1. A party where there is no drugs or alcohol involved.

2. Being sober for a certain amount of time after having been under the influence for an extended amount of time.

1. I went to a college party expecting to get wasted but it turns out it was a total soberfest.

2. A-"Hey man, you going to head with us to Oktoberfest?"

J-"Nah bro, since my DUI its nothing but going to be nothing but soberfest till this gets cleared up."

by Digitaldeath December 27, 2010

Sobriaphobia

1.) The fear of being aware of ones' own distinction of being without substances versus having said substances that elude false realities.

"Excuse me, sir, I seem to have a slight problem. I am a fiend for some drugs, and it simply won't due. I must get away from Sobriaphobia, you understand."

"I have extreme Sobriaphobia."
"Shit, Tyrone, I NEED my crack mmaaannnn."
"Come smoke a bleezy with me, 'cause I be jonesin', right."
"I'm so not wasted, bro, let's go grab some brewskies."

"I NEED A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CIGARETTE, GIVE ME SOME. GOD. DAMN. SMOKES."
"Let me get that dirty syringe, man, I don't care if she has AIDS, I just need my fix."

(All known drugs can be included in this definition, excluding your mom."

by Dr. Ugs October 8, 2010

sober as a jaybird

Meaning comes from the Beatles song "JayBird" & the Blue meanies.. Simply stating.. yeah man, I'm sober as a JayBird.. In the most sarcastic way possible.. Meaning I'm not sober at all..

Sober as a Jaybird sober bird

by Melania Love July 29, 2015