Smithtown High School East

The worse of the two high schools, most people who attend this school are rich and spoiled and self conscious about themselves. They are usually short and have an odd odor of cheese stuck to them and always look like they are about to cry. They often steal there parents money to get high and try to start shit with the people from smithtown high school west while the people from west try hard to put up with it. They mostly always back down from fights with kids from West.

SMHEkid : EAST IS BEAST, EAST IS BEAST I LOVE SMITHTOWN HIGH SCHOOL EAST, EAST IS BEAST!!
SMHW kid :Uhh... Chill
SMHE kid: *Smacks SMHW kid*
SMHW kid: Fucking fight me you cheesy spoiled gremlin brat.
SMHE kid: *runs away* Ahhh im a little pussy
SMHW kid: I fucking hate East

by Count Quiverous April 10, 2015

Smithys Calves

Two very large masses of muscle that cling onto Smithy's legs, although they appear to be part of Smithy, they are in no way a part of him, although they do like being called Smithy's calves. Smithy always denies that 'his' calves are not that big, but it is fairly obvious to everyone else that they are the size of two Sam Dorringtons.

Holy f*ck! It's Smithys Calves

by Shmot dog October 15, 2012

Lizzie Smith

see shit on your shoes
also see hypocrite
also see basic bitch

Hope: Guys i have-
Lizzie Smith: OMG GUYS LOOK AT MY HAIR ITSNT IT AMAZING!!!!
Hope: I was gonna tell you that im pregnant.... but my child doesnt even compare to your hair.

#comparetothehair #Hopesaslut #14andprego #newestcontestantof16andpregnant

by thehoeodnotredame February 8, 2017

Morty Smith

The new Bart Simpson. He is Rick Sanchez's anxious grandson.

Morty Smith: Aw geez, Rick!

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) June 16, 2018

Will Smith Slap

Pimp and Bitch Slap Hybrid

He told me keep his wifes name out my fucking mouth or gonna give me the Will Smith slap... FUCK HIM!!!

by FrostiKush March 28, 2022

Clifford John Smith jr

What you call someone when they rape you and claim there possessed by Lucifer

I have PTSD because my ex pulled a Clifford John Smith jr on me

by I hate that bitch definitions September 4, 2021

Joseph Smith (v)

Joe Smith was a failed con-man who finally succeeded by fooling people into believing that he found some gold plates with a record of the ancient inhabitants of the Americas in the ground and "translated" them by sticking his head in his hat and having the words magically appear. When he was unable to sell his "book" he founded a religion the mormons, because much to his surprise, many people actually bought his crazy story. (Mormons are also known collectively as the morg)

Despite a life of crime and sexual liasons with the children (some as young as 14) and the wives of his followers, he succeeded in gathering several thousand followers and founded a city in Illinois where he, as mayor, was able to escape justice from all the crimes he had committed in Missouri and Ohio. But after his sexual liasons with teenagers and other mens wives exposed in a newly founded newspaper, he ordered it destroyed and committed treason against the U.S. by ordering his private militia in to action. While awaiting trial on the treason charges he ordered his militia to come and break him out of jail, but the messenger he sent refused to join him in his treasonous acts. He was killed in a gun battle with a vigilante mob, but mormons claim he managed to kill 2 of the vigilantes.

Because of Joseph Smith's penchant for abusing his power to fuck the teenage daughters of his followers, a married middle-aged man who uses a position of power to fuck a teenager is Joseph Smithing.

Did you hear Mr. Toolman, the girls basketball coach got caught Joseph Smithing one of the girls on the team?

by tanstaafl October 8, 2004