Slug Smuggling

When a lady gets aroused and leaves slimy trails in her undergarments almost as if she has hidden slugs in them to prevent detection from customs.

“Oh Charles, the sight of you in your fancy king hat had me dripping like a broken refrigerator. I must away and change my Knick-knacks, as they are as if I have been slug smuggling.”

(Queen Camilla after the Coronation of King Charles III.)

by Jimbo Baggins May 6, 2023

hash slinging slasher

that one friend who always pulls up with some typa weed

“yo the homie hash slinging slasher gon pull up”
“we boutta get baked asf tonight bro”

by kendrickglazer July 10, 2023

Item Smuggling

A tactic in Mario Kart, in which a player purposefully enters a lower position in order to obtain better items, followed by the player taking said items into higher positions in order to use them where they shouldn't, and wouldn't, normally be able to.

"Why is Mankalor in ninth?"
"Watch yourself. He's probably Item Smuggling."

by TubbyFatFrick August 11, 2023

Public Slugging

A combination of sexual fetishises including the likes of public exhibition and cum play.

Can be performed alone but more acceptable with a partner.

Ex1 - Nichole and mathew test drove a new Toyota when Nichole felt the urge to slug Mathew off, she aimed his spring loaded nose slapper and let that baby yoghurt fly all over the centre console, then returned the uncleaned savvy little rav4 complete with an added touch of shimmering shine.

Ex2- Matt and Nic had passionate anal sex in a target change room, matt pulled out for nichole to finish him all over a steel grey Grandeur Bath Towel, which was then placed delicately back on display

. - public slugging at its finest

by Blockerchelli July 27, 2024

Jesus Smuggling

Ha! Hahaha! Good for you! I'm proud of you!

Hym "Yeah, no he IS Jesus Smuggling. He do be doing that. That's funny that you actually called him out for it. Even after the fact. It's so dishonest. By defining God thay way it implicit that the people who consider it an active and sentient being that has acted upon reality on several occasions by engaging in direct dialogue with key figures thought history. And he hates ME because his sophistry doesn't work on me."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2023

Where'sLighting

Inspired by the Australian police as an alternative to gaslighting. The Australian police declared that everyone who witnessed the calls to "Gas the Jews" at the Sydney Opera House on October 9th 2023 were mistaken, and that the violent angry mob who gathered in their thousands to protest the appearance of an emblem of identifying with Israeli victims of terrorism were merely asking "where's the Jews?"

Presumably this was so that they could express their sympathies with the Jews, while rioting and burning the Israeli flag.
Or perhaps they wanted to have sex with Jewish people to mark the occasion since the police did confirm there were calls for "F*ck the Jews".

"Where'sLighting" - Terminology to replace the more well-known Gaslighting. e.g.

"Where's the Jews?" Chants by the violent mob outside the Sydney Opera House in Australia on October 9th 2023, while the Palestinian Islamic terrorists who tortured, rape, burned alive, beheaded, massacred and kidnapped thousands in Israel on October were still inside Israel continuing their efforts at genocide but finally being defeated.

by TheRealMosh February 1, 2024

ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.

“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023