Sparkling Sleeping Beauty (n.) - A young lady who is taken out on a date and slipped a mickey. Once she passes out, her date then removes her dress and replaces it with a nice big poofy pink gown. He then places a rhinestone tiara on her head and seals the deal by bustin' a nut* across her lips as lip gloss.
*Clemen is often used as a low calorie substitute for semen, and tends to sparkle more in photos and video.
*Clemen is often used as a low calorie substitute for semen, and tends to sparkle more in photos and video.
Mel: You have some dried up crusty stuff in the corners of your mouth there.
Sabritney: Oops, it's from last night. After work a group of us went to happy hour, then Tard gave me a ride home and turned me into a Sparkling Sleeping Beauty. I got a good night's rest though.
Sabritney: Oops, it's from last night. After work a group of us went to happy hour, then Tard gave me a ride home and turned me into a Sparkling Sleeping Beauty. I got a good night's rest though.
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Dave: Well, I had to, she must have been new, because, damn, she was a sleeping beauty!
Dave: Well, I had to, she must have been new, because, damn, she was a sleeping beauty!
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The Turkish Sleeping Bag is a substitute for a regular sleeping bag.Duvet cover from store used alone as sleeping bag.
by Doc P January 1, 2007
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by Josh McG November 11, 2005
Get the sleeping japanese mug.A combination of the words "sleeping" and "skipping," meaning when someone sleeps in and therefore misses a class.
Drunk person 1: "Oh my God, I'm so drunk!"
Drunk person 2: "Yeah me too... I'm totally skleeping tomorrow's 8AM class."
Drunk person 2: "Yeah me too... I'm totally skleeping tomorrow's 8AM class."
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Get the skleeping mug.When you are at party that is being hosted by som1 you hate. You go to their bedroom and while no1 is looking you take a shit on their bed.
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