Haley Simons

she is a complete dumbass sometimes but she can also be very sweet. The type of girl that makes you feel lucky to have her in your life, and is one of the most beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She can make you speechless and your jaw drops the second she walks in. Haley is a one in a lifetime girl❤️
Haley Simons is the most perfect human being ever
by erulccm nai June 03, 2019
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Peeping Simon

A Peeping Simon often enjoys bringing lube, lotion, and binoculars to the nude beach in Vancouver. A Peeping Simon can often be found alongside a Peeping Jack. They will find a nice cozy lookout view, whip out their massive COCKS, get their binoculars and stare off into the horizon. A Peeping Simon is also a beta-male who likes to be cuckholded. Also be wary of a Peeping Simon when you bring your girlfriend as he may stare at her!
Hey you see that Peeping Simon?
Yeah, I caught him staring at my girlfriends boobies
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simon ru

A Mexican who crosses the border looking for money in America’s banks
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Simon worley

This word is used when someone cant get a girl or any kinda love
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Simon worley

This name is used when someone cant get a girl even when they try
For example: bro your being Simon worley
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Simon Carr

A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.
Simon Carr is Jewish, but I swear he’s cool
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Aubree Simon

Aubree Simon is the prettiest girl to ever exist, she’s funny and bad at math and has a couple friends. Very social and she loves being around people.
Hey did you see that Aubree Simon girl she’s beautiful?
by AnonymousPerson01 September 24, 2021
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