What the Shrek?

an expression used in place of what the heck or what the hell.

girl: I'm pregnant with your baby
boy: What the Shrek?

by Natuhleee September 11, 2008

Shrek

Bitter white guy with shaved head working as a short order cook in diners. Lots of social problems, mostly imagined. Perma-scowl. Slightly overweight. Between 27 and 32 years old.

Ever try to talk to that guy? Don't. He's a real Shrek.

by Preebles June 11, 2008

Shrek Trap

The art of the Shrek Trap has been mastered by few. The simple, yet effective, this trick will be sure to make your friends hate you. Simply "forget" to wear deodorant one day and work hard. Make that sweat flow like a river! when it's all said and done, sneak up on one of your friends and cup your festering armpit over their unsuspecting mouth and nose, making them inhale your onion-y goodness. WARNING: PERFORM AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Person 1: Man, Brian Shrek Trapped me last night.
Person 2: That's just nasty.

by The Meek Meister January 10, 2016

Shrek Wes

• taken
• hot

• pull god

• mistaken for actually god

Did you see him. He’s definitely a shrek wes.

by shrekwes420 March 10, 2019

Shrek Swampa

A play on the song Mo Bamba by Shrek Shady! at the Disco

Shrek Swampa is legit

by Sarah Smiles February 13, 2019

Shrek Operation

A pop culture reference that is often used as a playful, lowkey term for sex.

"Later maybe we can play some shrek operation ;)"

by Deknarp April 18, 2019

Shrek Off

Jerking off to Shrek

Hold up im going to go and Shrek off

by Minkamus September 18, 2019