Cleveland Speedboat

Like the 'Cleveland steamer' you take a dump on your girls chest- then you 'motorboat' her

Barry took a big dump on his girlfriends chest, then he performed a motorboat, resulting in a Cleveland Speedboat

by matty onearly August 25, 2010

speedball

A mixture of cocaine and heroin, usually injected. Said to be dangerous as cocaine being a stimulant will raise the heart rate while heroin usually slows the heart down.

He woke up in hospital after speedballing.

by Colin Mac September 22, 2008

speedballs

Heroin and coke mixed together
(NOT heroin and speed, people who say that dont know what the fuck they're talking about)
People like this combination because Heroin generally slows you down and relaxes you while coke speeds things up and makes you hyper so they clash nicely

only hardcore druggies do speedballs

by Angelica Kirk January 18, 2008

speed wash

To masturbate in the shower with much soap!

I walked in on Joe and he was speed washing his jimmy

by macstever November 4, 2004

speed fingering

The competitive sport of trying to get the quickest time between meeting a girl for the first time and fingering her. Many "bros" compete with their "bros" to get the quickest time. Many times "bros" will be on a mission to speed finger before they meet the girl to get a quicker time.

Me and my bros went out to go speed fingering. I got a girl in 47 minutes and my homie did it in only 15 minutes!

by 7minrecordholder December 1, 2010

internet speed

the speed of your internet, usually measured in KBps or MBps.

My internet speed is teh sux0r.

by Nick June 27, 2004

Kiddie Speedball

A combination of a narcotic and a stimulant commonly prescribed to people. Called a "kiddie" speedball because it is prepared using commonly prescribed drugs. Most commonly consisting of Vicodin and Ritalin, but could consist of Adderall and/or Oxycontin. The combination of analesgic and stimulant properties deliver an excellent but easy to find high. Called a "kiddie" speedball because it is prepared using commonly prescribed drugs.

I finally collected the pills for a kiddie speedball after raiding several people's medicine cabinets, let's try it out.

by Hickey69 June 17, 2009