shooting shots

Firing off insults at a person unnecessarily.

A: Hey you’re really bad at driving

B: Why you shooting shots bro? You know I’m trying my hardest.

by Ray =) December 27, 2017

Crack Shoot

A sexual game wherein a target is 'painted', generally in concentric circles, on a WILLING female participant using the faeces of her partner (though it has been known for couples to 'share the load' at this point). The male participants overall aim is to ejaculate as close to the centre of this target as possible.

For an 'old school' crack shoot the targets need to be drawn, again, in concentric circles around the backside of the female participant, leaving the anus as the 'bullseye' itself, truly making it a 'crack' shoot. As well as a bad pun.

'Dude, met some girl last night, she wanted to try a crack shoot, it was intense'

'Old school crack shoot?'

'Yeah man, first bullseye of my life!'

'You sicken me'

by The Irritable Raccoon August 01, 2011

shoot the pony

When you are depressed and can't stand to have your pony see you that way, so you take it out back and shoot it.

You're bumming me out. I'm gonna go shoot the pony now.

by jennylovesyou December 13, 2014

shooty-shoot

semen, cum, man sauce.

"Pineapple juice baby... makes a man's shooty-shoot taste infinitey sweeter.

by br0cakes November 16, 2007

shoot a bucket

To shoot a bucket means to cum a lot, at least on the first cumgasm you have.

I always shoot a bucket the first time I jack off!

by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020

shoot the five

to put your fists up to fight

yo talk all that shit, then shoot the five

by StopSnitching October 01, 2005

shoot the jay

A phrase used during basketball to tell your teammate to shoot after you've passed the ball. the "jay" being the shot.

Kobe comes off the screen and passes it to the corner, "shoot the jay clement!"

by TIm December 18, 2007