shlimmy

the act of eating fifteen slices of cake at once

Bro I did a shlimmy yesterday it made me puke all over my nuclear bomb

by Hmpeign July 22, 2024

shlamboozoled

Get royally fucked

Bro I got shlamboozoled yesterday, trying to buy those cheap concert tickets

by Sportycoxndix December 16, 2024

Schlumberger

Not SLB

Schlumberger is not the same as SLB.

by norber02 January 15, 2025

Schlummi

Coming from the german word "schlummern (to

take a peaceful nap) it is used to describe a person who is often tired and always wants to take a tiny little nap. Pronunciation: ʃlʊmi:

You can also use it to describe the action of taking said little nap. A Schlummi is often rather short and can be done anywhere at anytime.

It brings you peace an love. You should try it.

Sophie just took a nap in the lecture... she is such a Schlummi.
After having lunch it's time for a Schlummi.

by pseudophilosophie February 3, 2025

Shlemranch

When 4 guys stand in a circle around a ranch bowl and circle jerk into it, then mix it up and put it on crackers and sell it like Girl Scout cookies.

“Yo me and Andy just sold some Shlemranch, you want some?”

by Thisisntshlem March 26, 2025

hammer-shlammer

verb: to take a dump with explosive force
noun: explosive diarrhea

Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.

I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.

by Donna Su July 13, 2006

kemp-shlemp

1) noun. A nondescript collection (carries negative connotations as opposed to a "hodge-podge" which means the same with neutral undertones.

2)noun. A hodge-podge of dysfunctional entities.

3)noun. A collection of disparate things, individuals, or groups that when brought together ceases to function as intended.

4)noun. A useless gathering of individuals, or organizations.

The kemp-shlemp of representatives at the daylong meeting failed to reach any worthwhile decisions.

The kemp-shlemp of leftover military gear in the wake of the little known Soviet invasion of Eastern Poland....

What a worthless kemp-shlemp of c#@p!!

by jpperera October 5, 2009