An extremely painful skateboarding injury where the edge or point of your tail/nose stabs into your ankle(s). Increases in pain and severity the more razor tailed your nose or tail becomes.
Gnarly dude A: Damn dude, check out the shark bite George got from that bail on the Blunt Fakie from yesterday.
*Shows Gnarly dude B picture on phone*
Gnarly dude B: Fuck eh? That shit looks infected, yo. Them shits may require amputation...
*Shows Gnarly dude B picture on phone*
Gnarly dude B: Fuck eh? That shit looks infected, yo. Them shits may require amputation...
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I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.
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The fur sharks are eating again. That's why we have no more food.
Do I cut myself? Heck no. Those are teeth marks from the fur sharks.
Do I cut myself? Heck no. Those are teeth marks from the fur sharks.
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