a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.
I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.
by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004
Get the land sharkmug. by Cream fish March 8, 2016
Get the jizz sharkmug. by David Hastie December 15, 2004
Get the Corn Sharkmug. A person who loans money (usually a gangster or someone involved in vice) to others who may not be able to borrow from other, more savoury means. Failure to repay the money often culminates in excessive violence.
Favours the sledgehammer as a weapon.
Favours the sledgehammer as a weapon.
"anything is better than those goddamned accountants, at least having my legs broken is exciting..."
by coldy! July 21, 2004
Get the loan sharkmug. A "loan shark" is an unofficial, illegal person / organisation who loans money. The advantage of using a loan shark is that there is no credit check on your past, so anyone can borrow money from them. THe disadvantages are the extortionate rates of interest and that the loan is secured on your body. If you don't pay your installments, you get a broken leg. If you miss another, your other leg is broken and it goes on and on.
"I am really strapped for cash and the bank have turned me down for a loan."
"You need a laon shark pal."
"You need a laon shark pal."
by James Padgett July 18, 2004
Get the loan sharkmug. We are drugnulla sharks because in 2016 we used drugs to win the a premiership because that's how desperate we are.
by Tom Trbojevic May 31, 2020
Get the Drugnulla Sharksmug. by Thiccthanos420 April 24, 2020
Get the Shit sharkmug.