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Shaft Blaster

Verb:

The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.
Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!
by Cal563 June 12, 2024
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whaft shaft

when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness
Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach
by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016
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shaft

Sal passed Alex the shaft and he ripped the fattest bong hit

Most commonly used to make a bong out of a water water
by Fob base November 29, 2018
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Shafted

To get shafted is to don't get any new characters from Dragonball Legends summon banner.
Example: Yoo bro look I pulled a new ULTRA SSJ4 Gogeta in dbl (Dragonball Legends),did you get anything good?

Nah bro I got shafted, I had 50.000 cc (Chrono Crystals) saved up I used all of them and didn't get shit.
by Stepane sine July 9, 2024
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A.T. Shaft

When golfing, and you have a one inch putt and whiff when tapping it in on accident. Then you finish it the second time and make it. And results in counting an extra stroke for the whiff
You hit a good putt to one inch. It is technically a gimme but according to A.T. you have to practice like you play so you will get counted an extra stroke when you are practicing with some friends.

Person 1. Nice putt
Person 2. Thanks

Person 1. You whiffed on that 1 inch putt. That's gonna be an extra stroke.

Person 2. Are you trying to pull the A.T. Shaft on me?
by Thewhiffer February 26, 2011
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safety shaft

A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.
Where do I sit?
Use my safety shaft!
by Christinesavoie June 29, 2019
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Shaft vampire

When she's suckin your dick so hard it causes her nose to bleed
I hope you don't mind blood.. she's a shaft vampire dude
by Moose913 February 21, 2017
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