sense of humor cancer

The inability to laugh, relax, take it easy, or find jokes funny. People with sense of humor cancer are typically perfectionists who never laugh. They can also appear as radical conservative assholes like Ann Coulter, or liberal hippie douchebags that have to defend everything. And if they smile at anything, it's the most vapid form of obvious humor. They take everything absolutely seriously and are usually an absolute buzzkill.

Sense of humor cancer can metastasize so badly that the victim may hate and be jealous of others who actually have a sense of humor.

"My sister lives in California, protests in demonstrations, hates all men, and never laughs at anything. I think she has sense of humor cancer."

by Android21A August 16, 2012

good common sense

a new company that creates all natural skin care without synthetic chemicals and uses only essential oils for all scents.

I just bought some awesome bath bombs from Good Common Sense!

by Skincareguru October 4, 2016

That don't make no sense.

Phrase used by highly intelligent people when being condescending and sarcastic. It's typically used when the person you're communicating with isn't making sense.

Dude, wtf did you just say? That don't make no sense.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Make it make Sense

Using the common sense you suppose to use not being delusional nor slow ..ketchup No mustard period

Stop saying stupid shit like you Dumb And Make it make Sense..

by Tutucheeky July 25, 2019

Learn to make sense

A popular phrase to annoy people often in an arguement. Originated from metroshake when a friend texted him a message that made no sense.

Person1: Hey whats colters
Person2: Learn to make sense.
Person1: Wow you are crabby.

by Metroshake November 11, 2009

common sense weekly

A fictitious publication one reffers to when pointing another's lack of common sense.

Oh man, im puttin that in common sense weekly.

by TurnStar April 20, 2003

Advanced Common Sense

A fact that is really really obvious, but only after having been pointed out.

Something that makes perfect, blatantly obvious sense, but only after giving it a bit of thought.

Bill: Did you know, when you smell a fart, you're actually smelling little particles of shit that get stuck up your nose.

Ben: Oh yeah! OMG I'd never thought of that before!

Bill: Obvious really; there's a nice bit of advanced common sense for you.

by WarwickAlice February 26, 2010