scoop dick

A person who looks like they have zero skill and performs with zero skill.

Caleb looked like a complete scoop dick trying to play basketball.

by Vauhgn June 28, 2016

Scooping the Warm Applesauce

Female masturbation either fingering or inserting a foreign object such as a dildo or vibrator done by a girl to herself in order to acheive orgasm.

Omg! I could totally hear Jenny scooping the warm applesauce last night when I was trying to study!

by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! July 23, 2016

Scoopia

A nick-name for anyone who is super sexy and tatted up named Richard. To also be used with the word Nadies.

"Hey there Scoopia! How are you doing?" She said. "I'm doing fantastic now that you are here Nadies!"

by ScoopinAllDay October 18, 2016

Scoop De Ville

Term used when you are trying to secret information from another. To acquire gossipy info.

Eyldia, you need to get me that Scoop De Ville on what is going on with Eddie and his girl..

by JayGee 74 April 20, 2018

scoop and loft

When your girlfriend farts a stinky fart and cups her hand and lofts it up to your face to smell.

Did you just scoop and loft that fart gas towards my face. Why would you scoop and loft me if you love me ?

by Tlitt January 3, 2018

SCOOPS

To ask if a friend would like a ride or to come along with to a certain destination ,with usually by car full tuxedoscoopscooopsscooooops

Sup foo u busy? I need scoops home if your around
You wanna go up get some eats with me? I can Come scoops you

by trockadontstopa June 12, 2018

scoop du jour

Scoop of the day...a take off on the oft seen menu term "soup du jour "

For the scoop du jour and all the latest photos of celebrities one just has to get on social media

by sheila in the car March 1, 2018