schmob

Driving really fast on a street with a very modest speed-limit. Usually in a crappy car.

Man, i saw steve schmobbing his pinto the other day.

by Nic August 25, 2003

schmoo

a person who is being annoying at the time.

Brittany Frye is a schmoo

by Lullabelle May 27, 2003

Schmoogle

adj. To, whether deliberately or accidentally forget to take your ADD/ADHD medication and socialize with your fellow peers, annoying them with your exuberant personality and random conversation in your natural state.

Person A,"OMG a bunny!!!. But anyway, I was at this thing, with these people and then BAM!!! it hit me! OMG have you ever noticed that the sky is not that blue!?! AND THERES A SEAGULL AND... "

Person B, "GEEZ you schmoogle me everyday shut up!!!"

by WowIt'sAnnoying August 27, 2009

Schmoo

A small furry creature that resembles a platypus. It is known as the mascot of the Mu Omicron chapter of Alpha Phi Omega. Schmoos have been rumored to have magical powers.

"That schmoo is so cool, its wearing a hat!"

by mo pledge March 28, 2014

schlob

when a person is worst than a slob. the "sch" sound is to intensify the sloppiness of the person in question (ex.1). To further intensify the word, elongate the first syllable to desired intensity.(ex.2)

Its origin has been credited to a Tara Fitzbooty for her everlasting thirst for beer and her uncontrollable hunger for Wendy's.

(ex.1) Tara drank all of our beer and wants someone and drive her fat gut to wendy's!! what a Schlob!!

(ex.2) Jason: Tara was blowing chunks and farting on dave's porch the other night!
Kyle: what a fucking Sssccchhhlob!!

by jayfred June 6, 2004

schmorgelhoffen

It means whatever the hell you want it mean. You can say it as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. Whatever the fuck you want it to be. Mainly used by itself to confuse people.

whisper into the ear of an unsuspecting victim..."schomorgelhoffen"

by Nick Hogue February 11, 2004

Schmooked

To Be Beaten Shamefully

Hallah: Omg Dude Wtf I Got Fkn Schmooked

Cabal: Chilax Have A Kebab

Hallah: Fully Sick Man

Cabal: Fully

by Lachlan Hallal August 18, 2006