king salmon

A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.

King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's

by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005

Salmon Jack

A person, preferably tired and worn out by the bullshit in their life, that swims upstream as a result, like a salmon.

David really isn't getting a blumpkin with the rest of us? What a Salmon Jack!

by michael burgers May 14, 2024

Salmon Cake

When a woman from Alaska has a remarkable posterior.

Yeah Alaska was great, I got some Salmon Cake while I was there.

by Aero L December 8, 2022

salmon my hole

the strung together letters of SMH; a phrase describing the action of shoving dried fish up someones ass

"dude jacob is so not gnarly, we should commit 'salmon my hole' on him."
"COME AT ME BRO, SALMON MY HOLE"

by squares pears am i right? September 11, 2023

Salmoned

Noun - The act of fighting against the current at work. Reaching what you thought/were told was your goal only to figuratively get fucked and die.

Roger really got salmoned. The day he completed the code for his project, it was canceled.

by Trainer Jer March 27, 2020

salmon house

A salmon colored home in a small town in Michigan's lower peninsula near the saginasty bay, if you whisper salmon house very very soft next to the salmon house you will be blessed by the salmon gods.

"Salmon house" *almost incoherently*

by Mentally ill pog March 8, 2021

salmon dive

The art of falling over and stiffening up flat like a salmon, in order to provide entertainment for whoever is watching.

"Chrissie B fell off his skateboard and performed the ultimate salmon dive!"

by Sendu20 July 31, 2016