What the Shrek?

an expression used in place of what the heck or what the hell.

girl: I'm pregnant with your baby
boy: What the Shrek?

by Natuhleee September 11, 2008

Shrek

Bitter white guy with shaved head working as a short order cook in diners. Lots of social problems, mostly imagined. Perma-scowl. Slightly overweight. Between 27 and 32 years old.

Ever try to talk to that guy? Don't. He's a real Shrek.

by Preebles June 11, 2008

Shrek Rizz

YO WTF SHREK TRYNA GIVE ME HEAD!
ITS SO HOT THO- some guy who fucks shrek figures (yes im talking about you greg)

Shrek is rizzin you up
That's
Shrek rizz

by Browtfallthenamestaken June 7, 2023

Shrek Operation

A pop culture reference that is often used as a playful, lowkey term for sex.

"Later maybe we can play some shrek operation ;)"

by Deknarp April 18, 2019

shrek-button

the shrek-button is something you make when you are bored and have a 3d printer, some led-lights and way to much time on your hands. it looks like a cartoonish red button that would launch a nuke but green instead of red. When pressed it would play allstar by smashmouth and turn all lights connected to it green. I believe it would be incredibly funny if you were at a zoom meeting and you press the button and everyone in your call would see your room turn green and hear allstar play in the background

Brian: Have you seen this new video of a shrek-button being pressed on toktik?
William: Yes i have! I would really want one as a gift and since my birthdys is coming up soooooo.
Brian: Nah fam you cant buy it rn.

by Gradd October 4, 2022

Shrek Trap

The art of the Shrek Trap has been mastered by few. The simple, yet effective, this trick will be sure to make your friends hate you. Simply "forget" to wear deodorant one day and work hard. Make that sweat flow like a river! when it's all said and done, sneak up on one of your friends and cup your festering armpit over their unsuspecting mouth and nose, making them inhale your onion-y goodness. WARNING: PERFORM AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Person 1: Man, Brian Shrek Trapped me last night.
Person 2: That's just nasty.

by The Meek Meister January 10, 2016

shrek's delight

When there is nobody in your swamp (house) and you can do whatever you like.

After the party and everybody left I was in Shrek's Delight and went to sleep.

by My-Username March 6, 2017