Robert

An all around beast. Don't fuck with anyone named "Robert", they will snap for no reason and 9/11 will happen all over again.

"Dude Robert killed a guy once for looking at his knees".

by Tadahoe December 15, 2016

Roberto

Roberto is smart, cute, and he is very close and emotional.He gives inspiration to people.He is a great boyfriend he’s gonna make you feel comfortable and special He loves talking to his girlfriend.he’s shy when he’s around people he loves.he makes people laugh and smile but he can’t make himself smile or laugh.if you are close to a Roberto you are very lucky you better keep him close.he is some to die for he’s so fucking cute😍.He has a big dick and fucks like a pro.He is a great overall🤪

Is that Roberto😍

by Big papi lmfao September 15, 2019

taking a roberts

taking a shit

i'm takin' a roberts
don't forget to wipe your roberts

by pimpinat31 April 29, 2003

robert and natalia

An Icelandic slang for people who are meeting as friends but nothing more.

Do you want to do Robert and Natalia later?

by justaguyfromiceland February 11, 2018

Robert Downey Jr.

Actually just Tony Stark.
There is no difference. At all.

At what point does an act become so good it becomes reality?

Idk, you should ask Robert Downey Jr.
See, the truth is, I am Iron man.

by lizzieacid July 30, 2018

Roberto Salad

When chunks of food become clogged in the drain of a sink. Mainly after washing many dishes. Legend has it that the salad was invented by the lords of Blaze Pizza.

"Check this Roberto Salad out." -Diego
"That's fucking disgusting." - Joe

by Prodigy_55 August 15, 2018

Robert

Robert can sometimes be a douche bag... or maybe all the times, and he can be attentive or distractive, but n the inside he's a kind hearted guy who just wants to be loved and is always misunderstood.

Robert, what a cute guy!

by Fatima Garcia October 24, 2018