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rooster ring

A discreet term referring to male sexual device known as a cock ring. A term that was originated on the fly as a chamber maid discovered her employer Mr. Fargos apparatus that helps enduce the swelling of phallic member in hopes to not give away the otherwise well known description that being the infamous "cock ring."
Oh my Mr. Fargo as I was vacuuming thine tool room I almost ran over your rooster ring which belongs on the nightstand sire! Oh my that would have been quite the predicament indeed ! Oh bless thy keen senses.
by 40ozwarrior July 24, 2022
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Silky Rooster

When you sit on your man's face during a heavy period.
It was that time of the month, but we were drinking enough that she gave me a silky Rooster.
by PhatFuk November 24, 2023
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Jacket The Rooster Man

Jacket The Rooster Man is a man that goes around wearing a rooster mask, a Letterman jacket and bright blue jeans.
He is a sociopath.
by Professor_Luka May 28, 2018
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rooster hag

man, I'm too broke for the titty bar, let's just scoop up a rooster hag.
by bishopballs June 09, 2017
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Road Rooster

An irritated person driving questionably.
If Preston is going to be a road rooster my girlfriend is going to call his mother.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.
After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.
by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022
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