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Dallas Ranch Middle School

Makes Bagdad Middle School look like heaven on Earth. People here are either potheads, scenes, fake preps, or wannabe gangstas. You minus well call the administration The Taliban -- an oppressive regime of Christian fundamentalists, with the faculty being their very own Al-Qaeda.

Bathroom stall sex, racial tension, homophobia, and sexism flourish at this school. Don't be surprised if you find a condom in the 6th grade area's drinking fountain. The buildings look truly like prison chambers, and staring at the mind-numbing purple and silver school colors too long will give you a serious migraine.

Most students here will graduate to a lifetime of therapy and mental institutions. But the lucky ones at DRMS shouldn't be too discouraged: by the time they start at Deer Valley, all the bitches and hoes will be washed up or a drop out by junior year (can you say "would you like fries with that, sir?").
Dallas Ranch middle school is an institution for dumbass shitheads we'll just call students.
by ThisCitySucks July 5, 2009
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A pair of really tired shoes, usually old and of an off brand.
Don't you think you'll get laughed at
when you step out wearing those roach stompers?
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Once you cumm inside your partner's mouth she/he will spit it up into the air. You try to catch it in your mouth then you make the choice to spit or swallow.
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School in las vegas nevada where its full of Mexicans straight from the border. The halls smell of musty storm water. The deans all choke on chodes. All the Mexican girls are pregnant and if they aren't they just don't know it yet. Every black guy at the school is white washed yet tries to act hood. And the white kids don't know what racial group they want to be in yet. The rancho football team will never win the bone back because the players are all wimpy pussies who cry about a sprang ankle.
Other high school douche:Wow those girls sure look pregnant. What school do they play for?

His douche friend:rancho high school . Can't you tell her shirt doesn't fit her.
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a poor spelling of the word RAUNCHY!

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n. A dish of Ranch dressing often featuring lettuce. Also know as salad.
"Excuse me miss, can I have a little more lettuce in my Ranch Delivery Device?"
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