reverse mortgage

To ram one's fist up the ass of a midget and hold it aloft victoriously, wearing the midget on one's hand like some fleshy oven mitt.

Willy: Do you watch that show "Little People, Big World?"

Stevus: Yeah, it rocks!

Willy: I wish I could guest star on it so I could give them all the reverse mortgage.

by Nugent J. Niggington December 16, 2008

Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag

The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.

" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"

by Staticman May 18, 2005

Cuban Reverse Taco Stand

Successfully inserting your erect penis into a womans vagina after leaping from a nearby table or chair, please consider the amount of erectile strength needed to perform this act of sex.

Greg leaped from the kitchen table and successfully performed a cuban reverse taco stand, inserting the erection into Sophie's vagina.

by xxDogLiquorxx February 12, 2010

reverse conversation

When you try to remember the ideas of a conversation in reverse to remember the original topic.

When we get high we talk so much we forget things that we talked about. This is when we must have a reverse conversation to remember what was said earlier

by RayHHlee April 19, 2010

Uno Reverse Card

When your friends call you gay, this the card you pull.

"HA ur gay bro" - DudeBro 1
"Uno reverse card bitch" - DudeBro 2

by _CrAcKhEaD_eNeRgY_ August 25, 2019

reverse oreo

white on the outside, black on the inside

yo that vanilla ice is one reverse oreo, fo shizzle

by Anonymous March 7, 2003

reverse peace

In the UK, the "reverse peace" is actually an insult equivalent to giving someone the middle finger.

I gestured to that wanker to SOD-OFF with a reverse peace!

by Crypt_0 August 21, 2007