Puppy Chin

When You Have A Guy Friend Who Hasnt shaved in a week or so, and their chin feels like that of a dogs.

"Dude Nate Hasn't Shaved since last week."

"he's got major puppy chin"

by Carriyo October 17, 2008

puppy punter

1.) a person who distance kicks young canines for sport 2.) an asshole who enjoys inflicting harm on others, particularly defenseless victims

1.) I told my son to stop being a puppy punter, lest he turns serial killer. 2.) My soon-to-be ex's lawyer is a real puppy punter - he's trying to make me pay child support on the kid and I ain't even the daddy.

by Scrappy4 June 05, 2017

Puppy pounder

Doggy style with a small hairy women

I performed the puppy pounder on your mom last night

by Big puck puck February 27, 2020

puppy farts

When the innocent babs created by god makes an innocent mistake

That girl had puppy farts when she mispelled the word cock

by ChildOfGod666 October 02, 2017

satin puppy

The homosexual act in which the "master" places a leash on their partner. The master then applies peanut butter to his genitals, and forces his "puppy" to lick up the peanut butter like a dog until the master ejaculates on his partner's face; giving his skin a glossy, satin-like appearance.

"Oh hey, Chad. Who's your new boyfriend?"
"Don't talk to him. He's just my satin puppy."

by ballsmclong December 08, 2016

River puppies

When you've had a day so bad, you feel like throwing a bucket full of puppies into the river.

Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.

Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.

Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!

by bahahaha mt August 26, 2011

Kick this puppy

To hastily leave the current location in search of adventure. Synonymous with phrases such as "Let's get out of here" and "Let's split".

"I'm tired of this place, let's kick this puppy."

by Coral Blue July 09, 2013