Tap the plate

The act of slapping one's erect penis on an eager, wet vagina before sinking it.

I tried to tap the plate before playing hide the salami with your mom, but her puss was so sloppy that it splashed us both.

by Milky Lickin Bob October 19, 2008

Plate

Overall if a girl is flat; she could be flat chested or she could have a flat ass.

Front Plate - Flat Chested

Back Plate - Flat Ass

"the new girl is such a plate"

"the new girl is front plate"

"the new girl is back plate"

by Reider (helped no) February 20, 2014

dinner plate

Any object which could be used to shit on and then eat off of. (actual plate, bed, carpet, etc.)

Marc, "Hey Jared! I just prepared a feast for you on your dinner plate. ENJOY! :)"

Jared, (while eating the shit off of his bed,) "Mmm! Thank you so much, Marc! This is so delicious!"

by Biggest May 25, 2006

L-plate

L-plates are square signs with a red "L" at the center. They are placed on cars in Britain to show that the person driving is inexperienced (the "L" is short for "learner"). People also jokingly attach these signs to their clothing before they get married, to show that they are beginners in marriage

Yesterday I got my driver's license but I'm not a good driver. Can't you see my L-plate on my car?

Just the fact that I don't blame myself I'll wear a L-plate on my suit so the people know that I'm inexperienced.

by AndyR February 22, 2005

plateau

the act of drinking to the point of getting fucked up but not vomiting.

Last night I meant to plateau but I ended up bell curving that shit.

by cariboulou2013 October 27, 2009

California Plates

The boob job and lower back tattoo combo, typically found on the bleach-blonde hoochie.

She's on the back of the bike, bright red g-string, bad dye job, California plates front and rear.

by Skins Not Sacks January 19, 2007

droppin' plates

Disturbed song making a reference to the noise and impact resulting from dropping plates of weight from a barbell, comparing their music and attitude to the heavy drop of plates, much like a rap group might say "this how we do, son."

"Disturbed in the house, we're droppin' plates
...
"'Cause when you hear this shit, you'll get to steppin'
Gonna fight the war, and use my music as a weapon!"

by Wasser_spiegel October 20, 2006