Doctor Puerto Rico Shrimp

Something you say to cause uncontrollable and completely idiotic laughing from anyone it is said to. (If they don’t laugh than they aren’t cool)

doctor Puerto Rico shrimp. BAHHAHAHAHA

by Dawn Mack April 5, 2022

puertoitaleinideish

A child whos parents come from the nationalities of the following: Puerto Rican, Italian, Native American, and Irish. This is for breeding purposes only to make the best babies possible.

Matt and Danielle have intertwined their DNA to have puertoitaleindeish children

by Matt January 8, 2004

Puerto Rican'd

verb. To have a Puerto Rican go crazy on you for your wrong doings. Most likely your parent(s). When one is "Puerto Rican'd", they may be screamed at and/or beaten with whatever is in arm's reach. Usually commited without hearing the victim's defense.

Gabe: "Mom, I failed english."
Mom: (screaming) "I always knew you were stupid! I should've aborted you! You worthless piece of shit!"

*Beats Gabe with a lamp*

(therefore, Gabe's mom "Puerto Rican'd" him.

by lunamar February 23, 2011

Puerto Rican Christmas

when one puts brightly colored christmas lights on their house.

Her house looks like a Puerto Rican christmas!

by chillybilly December 17, 2010

puertoricana

A Puertoricana is a female coming from Puerto Rico

The new girl at our school is a Puertoricana

by I'm a Puerto Rican bitch January 9, 2016

Puerto Rican Punch

In doggystyle, you punch the girl in the back of the neck, knocking her out. You proceed to finish the job without her help.

Sleep usually follows without long conversation.

My girl and I were doing it doggystyle, but I was really tired so I gave her a Puerto Rican Punch.

by T November 30, 2004

puerto-rican stamp

it is just a phrase used to discribe a Hickey

He was wereing a turtle neck so his mom wouldnt see the puerto-rican stamp

by boys from the south May 6, 2006