incorrect promise

A promise made using alternative facts.

Obama lied when he said, If you like your health plan, you can keep your health plan.

Nah, man, he just made an incorrect promise.

by StrykerBandit February 13, 2017

Simon Promise

A promise that can never be broken

I made a Simon promise that I would start to exercise again

by Username 0 September 21, 2017

partially promiscuous

Somewhere in between promiscuous and whore. One leg in the whore door and one leg in the promiscuous door. Right in the middle. You're on the verge to the whore line but you just haven't crossed that line.

Brenda's not a full blown whore. She just enjoys an occasional random cock with a trip to pound town with someone other than her partner. By definition she is technically not a whore but, Brenda has potential. Brenda is partially promiscuous.

by Buttaflymuffin November 6, 2017

Homie Promise

A promise that can NEVER be broken, used when with the homies.

Dylan: Yo you got pods? I'm dry right now.
Chase: Nah fam this is my last mango.
Dylan: Homie Promise
Chase: I swear

OR

Peter: Bro I swear I was at home and not at Julia's getty I homie promise, Nick was there he didn't see me there!
Nick: Facts

by bigpapapete July 14, 2018

adult provider

One who offers adult companion for adult activity ie. Sex, dating, an adult escort, play date for donation

An escourt or hooker adult provider will excepts donation for service

by Adult companion provider July 23, 2018

Bureaucratic Promise

Quoting someone a large time range for something to occur, even though it will probably happen much sooner.

I always have to tell my customers that they'll get an e-mail within 24-48 hours, even though they get it immediately.

Ah, a good ol' bureaucratic promise. You just know that one person didn't get that e-mail within 30 seconds and they were pissed; so now, you have to tell everyone they'll get it within 24-48 hours.

by JerMead July 24, 2018

Friend Promise

A promise between friends that can NEVER be broken and is more significant than swearing on your dead fish’s grave. Breaking a friend promise is breaking a friendship.

I friend promise you that I didn’t take your rose water perfume.

by 🤠😛🥳 February 17, 2019