soft pretzel

A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.

My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.

by UDFanNJ August 20, 2006

These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of..., To be weary of..., but yet, keep plodding on, doing what it is that causes the weariness. This catchphrase actually come from the "Sienfeld" sitcom.

However, it is easily applied to the state of mind of an Urban Dictionary Editor who has tired of, and grown weary of having to constantly push the, "Do Not Publish" button while at his/her station and thereby curtail and do away with someone's dream of being published!

These pretzels are making me thirsty; no, actually these dry of humor and non-makable of sense suggestions are driving me crazy!

by gravy111 November 29, 2010

Chocolate Pretzel

A sexual position that is a result of anal sex. After having his way with his partner anally, a man will bend him/her over themselves, forcing the body into a position resembling a pretzel. The penetratee then shits on themselves. This is seen by the penetrator as a desirable alternative to having his own chest dumped on, a la Cleveland Steamer.

"Dude, I gave Ginger the chocolate pretzel, and she went crazy!"

by Jib Ride January 12, 2009

Prot

Used in gym lingo, short for protein.

"What's the matter bro, forget to drink some prot before getting jacked today?"

by Clint45u99 April 9, 2009

Protect The Innocent

The greatest trance song ever, by "The Matrix". Remixed by Cream Team. Playing it gives a 100% sucess rate of getting someone in the mood to go out.

Hey it's wednesday, sort me out with a beer and whack The Matrix on, need to get in the mood for ziggy's

by Bot_40 October 1, 2004

Protatoe

Protatoe - A word used to describe any action or person found to be skillful or "Pro" at something.

Invented accidentally by The Cheeto Community after the leader accidentally made the hilarious typo of "protatoe" while trying to say "I am eating a potatoe."

"Wow, Shawn White's pretty protatoe at snowboarding!"

"D00d, liek, no-scoped headshotz are leik, so protatoe."

by Andokool12 March 23, 2010

proteaser

A proteaser is a person who mocks protesters. They may hold up funny signs at a serious picketing or undermine the effectiveness of group chanting by chanting something different. First used on collegehumor.

protesters: "all sinners will be destroyed!"
proteaser: "i <3 hookers!"

by nolimitnova July 15, 2010