Premature checkulation

When someone checks you in on their smart phone before you've actually arrived at the establishment

Hey Lola, I saw on Facebook you checked me into the Bulldyke Lounge while I was still 30 minutes away. What's up with the premature checkulation?

by SpikeDurden December 27, 2011

Premature Chopulation

When you chop someone while playing Tesla Chop but it in fact was not a Tesla. The chopped party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.

That wasn't a Tesla, it was a Honda, so that was a premature chopulation.

by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021

premature hoe

a girl who is a tease for the pure fact that she wheres ....only partially revealing clothes. but remains untouched when she decides to go out

Nancy looked like a premature hoe in that skirt that made her ass look so fine. But I could only watch and not touch.

by anonymous739753927 December 23, 2008

Premature Ejacuconfetti

Premature Ejacuconfetti When your team thinks they hit a buzzer-beating 3 at the end of regulation so they eject their celebratory confetti only to be told it was a 2 pointer and then go on to lose in overtime.

Premature Ejacuconfetti Oh Philly, after tanking 8 straight seasons you still managed to find a way to get ahead of yourselves... 😂

by DjOmni June 2, 2018

premature evacuation

When everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. Especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. Can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn't meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.

The newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the Bulls' turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team's morale.

by GigiPDX December 29, 2014

Premature Ecrapulation

letting out a fart, but the fart is in fact a bit of poop

The bathroom was upstairs and I let out a Premature Ecrapulation with letting out a relief fart

by Who8myshoe May 27, 2016

Premature inhalation

Prematurely inhaling off the bong. Inhaling too early so u can't actually get a hit.

She put the light to the bong but failed to get a hit causing premature inhalation

by BadbossBobbi September 9, 2023