Popsicle Dick

A dick thats average in length, but thin otherwise.

My boyfriend has a popsicle dick

by LoWadic0 December 2, 2017

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

Human popsicle

Something you don't want to turn into.

Liquid nitrogen just turned that guy into a human popsicle. It was one of the most impressive things i've ever seen.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Mexican Popsicle

A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis

“Yeah bro, she’s kinda freaky. She even suggested we do the Mexican popsicle in bed last night!”

by Seven71hatesme November 24, 2021

Blueberry Popsicle

When the dick is covered with a thin layer of ice and proceeds to have sex and melt the ice. After it has melted inside the vagina/ anus whichever you chose you drink it and swallow.

When Jimmy was thirsty for both sex and a beverage he decided to make a Blueberry Popsicle.

by Riley_17 January 20, 2015

Popsicle streak

Popsicle streak is a streak in which one person continuously eats Popsicles to reach a certain amount and is a popular type of streak game

Kyle did a Popsicle streak and got to like 20 popsicles

by ItIsDenfinitlyNotMe April 28, 2017

Popsicle

A large erect cock that is so juicy, it can be confused with a popsicle.

Woman : "Is that your Popsicle or a real Popsicle"

by Gayfucket June 7, 2018