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punching cotton

The action of doing something with the intent to do some damage but unexpectedly doing no damage.
Alex yelled "You are useless" at Nick but he just smiled back at him. Alex felt like he was punching cotton.
by WordsOfGold February 20, 2025
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Punching down

How can I be punching down when you think the people I'm talking about are better than me? You are trying to turn this into a popularity contest because you know that I will lose and you are generalizing and decontextualizing everything I say.
A fucking retard "Uh, I don't like bullies, uuuuh... I'm definitely not doing it because the things he said apply to me and mean that I'm a retarded, morally bankrupt piece of shit uuhhh. Yeah, the thing."

Hym "It's about submission and it's about getting me to accept the bullshit you say regardless of whether or it's true. It can't be punching down if you think the people being punched are above me (conceptually). You think she is fucking the retard explicitly because the retard is better than me. You think I'm a bad man and that bad men are worse than women. How is that punching down to you? You cannot think the thing you are claiming to think. If being an assburger is a super power, how am I punching down? The only way for me to be punching down is for me to be better than everyone I'm punching."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2025
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Pinching her sushi

Debbie couldn’t meet me today she was too busy pinching her sushi
by Akd148 May 11, 2025
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Pinching her sushi

Debbie couldn’t meet me today she was too busy pinching her sushi
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Polching it

when you're jerking it Polchi-style
holy fuck I'm Polching it
by NegroidTechHQ June 16, 2025
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Punching the Partridge

Another term for having a wank
"John's just upstairs punching the partridge at the moment, he'll be back soon"

"I'm just gonna head off and punch the partridge real quick"
by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 11, 2025
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Pinching slab

Verb: the act of using your index finger and thumb on a countertop as support during an inebriated state. Coined by Tucker S circa February 2022
That boy’s been pinching slab since that last shot
by Thedayman405 November 17, 2025
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