Peanut Butter Jelly

IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!x

IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! x

by Link June 26, 2004

peanut

Someone that acts out of order, obnoxious, and does not have the knowledge of the outside world.

He's a real peanut now a days.

by Sun Rhythms October 14, 2004

PeanutButter Darts

The act of letting someone spread peanutbutter all over your butthole, while you are on all fours. After the peanutbutter has been spread, you toss kit kat bars at the butthole covered in peanutbutter in hopes that one sticks.

After we left the bar, we went back to crib and played a grueling game of peanutbutter darts.

by bigapple2 March 15, 2011

Peanut Allergy

A Peanut Allergy is a biological mutation causing an individual’s body to be incapable of processing peanuts or peanut products. This condition rarely shows up in normal people, but is generally a symptom of being homeschooled or sheltered as a child. Doctors have difficulty diagnosing a Peanut Allergy, so they typically rely on other symptoms of being homeschooled. These symptoms include a lack of any athletic ability, inability to make eye contact, or an insatiable desire to participate in spelling bees. There is no known cure to a Peant Allergy, but exposing affected individuals to standard social interactions has shown to decrease the severity of the allergic reaction.

Bob: Why doesn’t he want any of my peanut butter cookies?
Kiesha: He was homeschooled, so he has a Peanut Allergy.
Bob: Oh, that explains why he made a strange noise and ran away when I tried to talk to him. Sad.

by Home sCOOL May 11, 2021

Purple peanuts

hemorrhoids; vascular structures in the anal canal which help with stool control. They become swollen or inflamed.

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by Twist of Cain April 3, 2011

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Internet phenomenon. It began with a song by the Buckwheat Boyz by the same name. A Flash animation shows a highly pixelated banana with four limbs dancing to the music.

In Family Guy, Brian dressed up as a banana and danced to cheer up Peter.

Computer speakers-"It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat"

Guy-"Why is there an anthropomorphic banana on this computer screen?"

by cocoanutv May 5, 2009

Peanut Butter Butt

1.Is the result of a combination of a moist sticky poop that is pinched off too early and a poorly wipped ass. This can lead to dingleberries,klingons and most definately skid marks. Is most commonly found in males.
2. The feeling that you can't wipe your ass clean.

1. I had Peanut Butter Butt after the Indian food so now I have skid marks.

2. No matter how many times I wipe I still fell like I have peanut butter butt.

by gcribb January 3, 2006