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The Payton Game

A game which involves a circle jerk with eye contact and the last one to cum on a slice of pizza has to eat it.
Bro that poor guy lost the Payton Game
by JimmyNoLegs November 21, 2016
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izaiah payton

a Funny ass motherfocker
by @IzaiahPayton January 17, 2018
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eraseaus patronium

A magic spell that summons a giant eraser
Harry summoned an eraser using the spell eraseaus patronium
by jimmy pig May 22, 2018
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bannu patron

The act of planting the first bullet of your spray, directly to your opponent's face, whilst bunny hopping. Usually happens when players meet unexpectedly and the other one is bunny hopping. Derived from words "bunnyhop" (bannu) and "bullet" (patron).

This word originated from Counter-Strike:Global Offensive.
Русский гопник: nice bannu first patron to head
Yungest of the Yung: ez bannu patron
by bannu patron September 6, 2019
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Max Payton

a furry
max, if you’re reading this, i guess ur moms a furry too.
max’s are usually attracted to cancers ♋️
max payton is totally a furry.
by o5706 April 10, 2020
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robert pattinson day

On February 3, is Robert Pattinson day to appreciate he’s handsomeness so wear or show ur love for our king because he’s so hot
Me: do u know what day it is?
Person: no what day is it
Me: it’s Robert Pattinson day
by Hahwhwhhw28277363 January 16, 2021
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The Payton

Being caught jacking off to a static screen, while seven others blast porn.
While gaming, one of the dogs slipped down stairs. Must have been sometime, anyhow she came back up looking horrified. We go downstairs, one of the room doors are open. We go inside, theres The Payton, dick in hand to a blank screen, with seven others blasting rough guy on guy on guy on guy porn.
by Rff28 July 12, 2021
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