Grant Parker

A fully fluffy and large diabetic man whos hobbies include jacking off to homosexual midget porn, studying the art of being a furry, taking lessons on how to play the mouth harp, and he also enjoys watching videos of people throwing up.

Guy 1- "did you hear about Phil?"
Guy 2-"yeah I hear he's a real Brian Parker"

by Izquierda July 04, 2016

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cynthia parker

the definition of beauty. she could rlly just slap me and i would thank her- i love her more than even words can explain. shes more than an idol to me and i couln't be more grateful for her. meeting her and making her a special person in my life is one of the best choces i have ever made. i love u cynth

Friend: Who's the most gorgeous person for you?
Me: Oh, Cynthia Parker ofc

by cynthpetsch March 09, 2021

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Parker Kubitza

A boy who looks like a easter island head and is a simp. He also loves madison.

Did you know Parker Kubitza is with Madison?what a simp lol

by booty lover 29 February 26, 2020

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