The Lytle Paradox, a perplexing enigma of academia, centers around Jacob Lytle, an exquisitely inept chemistry teacher. His grading prowess resembles a whimsical symphony of arbitrary deductions and misplaced assignments, while his classroom management skills orchestrate a chaotic ballet of disarray and bewilderment, leaving students entranced by the bewildering allure of his educational pandemonium.
by ggsbruhhhh June 02, 2023
When you try to make a joke definition of an Urban dictionary link, but it says can't contain links in the definition, so you remove the link and submit it, thinking the problem is resolved and your funny joke is through. But then it says definition must have word in it, but the word is the source of the other problem.
Human: I can't wait to joke about urbandictionary's blog page!
*Human goes to website, adds definition, writes 'funny' definition, presses submit*
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Links)
Human: Ok then, I will remove the link.
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Not having the word in the example)
Human: HELP ME, I AM IN THE Urban Dictionary Paradox!!!!!!!
*Human goes to website, adds definition, writes 'funny' definition, presses submit*
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Links)
Human: Ok then, I will remove the link.
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Not having the word in the example)
Human: HELP ME, I AM IN THE Urban Dictionary Paradox!!!!!!!
by Trumpium March 17, 2022
When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.
Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?
by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022
The paradox in where women will blindly call each other gorgeous, but when compared to eachother forget said claimed beauty
Man:*holding up picture of lizzo* "rate this woman on a scale of one to 10"
Woman:"OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS"
Man:"You don't thing she's fat?"
Woman:"Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that"
Man:"I think you look like her"
Woman:"OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU"
Man:*holding up picture of lizzo* "rate this woman on a scale of one to 10"
Woman:"OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS"
Man:"You don't thing she's fat?"
Woman:"Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that"
Man:"I think you look like her"
Woman:"OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU"
Man:*holding up picture of a morbidly obese woman* rate this woman on a scale of one to 10
Woman:OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS
Man:You don't thing she's fat?
Woman:Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that
Man:I think you look like her
Woman:OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU
Man: talk about a lizzo paradox
Woman:OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS
Man:You don't thing she's fat?
Woman:Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that
Man:I think you look like her
Woman:OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU
Man: talk about a lizzo paradox
by Coaker 12378765432 December 11, 2023
Cites things you don't know about.
To use to weed out almost anyone.
Nobody ever tells you , "as QUESTIONS " .
Best escape , ",JUST DO WHAT YOU ARE GOOD AT".
To use to weed out almost anyone.
Nobody ever tells you , "as QUESTIONS " .
Best escape , ",JUST DO WHAT YOU ARE GOOD AT".
Look I know I can say I don't know anything about BIOTECH RESEARCH PROCEDURES but "the implication of the question " WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX is " WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY , ",I DON'T KNOW" well my friend I am just going to tell you " I DON'T KNOW SHIT" as is it accurate to say that cause to be honest that is the best I can do.
A KNOW IT ALL really needs to say WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX as I never did try AXIOM to clean up as THAT IS " ALL"I have to say.
I am just TIRED and STUPID as WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX about you , "as I am getting NOSY, so " you are a "SPACE TROOPER" as " you can't say " buy you are in the "MILITARY".
Hey, "TEACH ME" as WHAT I "DON'T KNOW," PARADOX is " should you spend your time doing something else you are not good at "when you found something is "A DATABASE GAME CHANGER and you know "WHAT YOU ARE DOING" as leave it at that and I WILL FOCUS IN ON what I am doing , but MONEY IS ALWAYS AN ISSUE with the CASTE ASIDE SYSTEM.
A KNOW IT ALL really needs to say WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX as I never did try AXIOM to clean up as THAT IS " ALL"I have to say.
I am just TIRED and STUPID as WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX about you , "as I am getting NOSY, so " you are a "SPACE TROOPER" as " you can't say " buy you are in the "MILITARY".
Hey, "TEACH ME" as WHAT I "DON'T KNOW," PARADOX is " should you spend your time doing something else you are not good at "when you found something is "A DATABASE GAME CHANGER and you know "WHAT YOU ARE DOING" as leave it at that and I WILL FOCUS IN ON what I am doing , but MONEY IS ALWAYS AN ISSUE with the CASTE ASIDE SYSTEM.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 04, 2022
Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule
See also: Shit trickles down rule
"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"
by Prisme November 05, 2021
by Evanafex January 31, 2023