Shredit card

1. The act of shredding an old and useless credit card
2. To shred a credit card because it's expired
See ya, i'ma do a shredit card real quick
by My yee 2 March 13, 2021
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Umbilical Card

1. A credit card in your name for which your parents are responsible
Mom told me to use the umbilical card to buy a fancy dress for my cousin's wedding
by EarlyToBed January 24, 2010
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FUSIMUD card

The card left behind when the postmen cannot deliver your package.

Fuck You Sorry I Missed U Dickhead
OH great Australia Post left me the FUSIMUD card
by Habura123 June 18, 2016
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The Netflix Card

This occurs when one person has let another borrow their Netflix account.
Whenever the latter does anything the former may not like, they can threaten to revoke access to the account.
Amity: Your opinions suck and you're a bad friend!
Demitri: Bye bye Netflix.
Amity: NOOO! Stop using the Netflix Card on me!
by XenoPixel June 07, 2019
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Card Licker

A colloquial term referring to an individual who displays an excessively frugal and penny-pinching behavior. A card licker will go to great lengths and employ unconventional methods to save even the smallest amounts of money or resources, often at the expense of practicality or social norms.
"I can't believe Tim spent an hour meticulously scraping off the expiration date on expired coupons just to use them. He's such a card licker."

"Sarah's reputation as a card licker spread quickly when her friends discovered she would collect discarded gift cards and painstakingly erase the remaining balances to reuse them."
by Xx_ILove_craighogan_Xx July 12, 2023
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Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.
Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...
by TruDat94109 June 22, 2010
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