This is when a woman either fails to trim her vaginal pubic hair at all or trims it still leaving a good covering of hair. The "landing strip" reffers to the vaginal hood where no hair grows and hence this appears like a landing strip in the middle of the forest. This situation usually results if a woman is to lazy to shave, too poor to afford a razor, too overweight to reach that area or European (no one really understands why.
by Adam T Smith June 12, 2006
What a creeper wears to a strip club/gentleman's club/titty bar. Which consists of a long sleeve Tee or thermal shirt, sneakers or Tim's(work boots) and the most important article of the attire... The swishy pants(running pants made of wind breaker material) these pants are worn so that when he goes of a lap dance or couch dance he feel everything against his erect penis, and even cum in his pants and it won't leak through so his dancer of choice is none the wiser of his climatic explosion. The beginner or inexeperienced patron will have on actual sweat pants, he will quickly realize his mistake when he sees a nice wet spot in the groin region.
His creeper ass went to the 'titty bar' wearing his "strip club tux", pre-stocked with $1 bills to get his rocks off.
by Rlee4123 January 07, 2013
A very slang saying used by the native orangutans of new jersey. This saying is used to say that you are ugly and you have to face it.
The Orangutan Replied, "MMMMM CHICKEN STRIPS" To the young orangutan just before it threw itself off a cliff.
by sussy.baka May 15, 2022
I was sorting out the washing and detected a foul stench. Inspecting my husbands boxer shorts I noticed that the offending smell was the result of a rather large Cadbury’s Landing Strip plastered to the gusset.
by Colin Mckellar February 09, 2022
by speckled day cat June 19, 2011
A crazy ass book about a girl who hung out on the sunset strip in Hollywood- funny, scary, entertaining, real shit.
by Cray Cray 89 September 11, 2012
When they turn the lights on before closing the club and you're already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.
Guy:I know they're closing but I need to sit for a second.
Friend:strip-club flashbang?
Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.
Friend:strip-club flashbang?
Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.
by Deadb4uhearit August 13, 2013