Meat Goggles

When a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or passed out, they place their balls on the other persons eyes. So Gross!

Patrick passed out last night and Rhys gave him a pair of total Meat Goggles.

by Traaalaaaalaaaaa January 28, 2006

Meat Sneak

A surprise surge of a penis into an unsuspecting individual, sometimes resulting in jail time.

Hey dude, I'll be right back I'm gonna go meat sneak that bitch over there...

"Hey MG, Do you know why Mike went to Jail?"

"Yeah, I heard he performed a Meat Sneak on some unsuspecting girl".

by meatman500 January 5, 2009

Meat Sauce

A sauce exclusively produced by men. Also known as semen. It can be easily differentiated for its white transparent colour and its salty flavour. Not recommended on pasta.

Bro did you end up giving that bitch the meat sauce?

by Mr Boxers February 16, 2022

Shape the meat

The act of doing the right thing and shaping the meat.

Bachus...Bachus...shape the meat for me real quick!

by JohnCeeeeCalhoun February 25, 2011

rub the meat

(v)

1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.

Summer is coming up, time to rub the meat!!

by qwerty223 January 15, 2011

meat model

anti - tonsil embodiment of glizzy gobbling domination .

son I swear ... big redd a meat model ~ she really know how to eat that bitch up 💯 .

by bael_______________ November 22, 2020

Meat rush

Getting an erection.

Bro, that chick is so hot! I'm getting a meat rush!

by Madridwind May 15, 2016