Getting super faded while being super sweaty, having a chick pick u up at the house, then proceeding to feed her your stinky, sweaty cock, aka LAY THE MEAT
guy 1: dude, that chick came and picked me up after we walked all drunk from daves house
guy 2: did u "Lay The Meat"
guy 1: totally layed the meat son
Guy 2: awwww ya
guy 2: did u "Lay The Meat"
guy 1: totally layed the meat son
Guy 2: awwww ya
by king pork sword January 27, 2011
by You’re mother gay March 26, 2018
A great reproductive strategy if you're a retard with a fat cock and your case worker is will to schedule women for a shift to come fuck you. Works great. I've seen it.
Hym "I'm not internally using your pseudonym to characterize an entire manor of behavior ok. So maybe cool it a little bit. Yeah?"
Iam "What does that have to do with laying in bed?"
Hym "Nothing. I'm just saying. How about you relax over there guy."
Iam "What does that have to do with laying in bed?"
Hym "Nothing. I'm just saying. How about you relax over there guy."
by Hym Iam May 09, 2022
1) arm gesture where the arm is dropped directly down, mimicking def. 2
2) the layage of wood, where the meat wrench wonks out the pants
2) the layage of wood, where the meat wrench wonks out the pants
by CanUHearMeNow408 May 01, 2003
A person who offers him-/herself for casual sex through an internet site, usually in exchange for an evening out or similar social event.
"She wasn't, like, 'with him' with him at the bar. He was just a one-time e-Lay that she got over the 'net."
by Matt Gaffney October 05, 2006
by Tahj March 30, 2003
Getting Layed is best experienced during long camping trips.
Instructions:
1.While your friend is slumbering peacefully within their sleeping bag, shove their head completely inside, and close the opening.
2.Before they are awake enough to fight back, open the bag a bit, and fumigate their sleeping bag with some stank ass gas.
3.Trap them in the bag until they pass out, or start crying.
When you open the bag, it should smell like you are opening a fresh bag of Lays potato chips.
Instructions:
1.While your friend is slumbering peacefully within their sleeping bag, shove their head completely inside, and close the opening.
2.Before they are awake enough to fight back, open the bag a bit, and fumigate their sleeping bag with some stank ass gas.
3.Trap them in the bag until they pass out, or start crying.
When you open the bag, it should smell like you are opening a fresh bag of Lays potato chips.
"Dude, Dave, the Boy Scout leader, just yelled that I "got layed", but all he did was fart in my sleeping bag!"
SIDE NOTE: Everyone loves getting layed. Do it to all of your friends. They may look like they are suffocating on your rank fart cloud, and about to pass out or die, but they are really having the time of their life.
SIDE NOTE: Everyone loves getting layed. Do it to all of your friends. They may look like they are suffocating on your rank fart cloud, and about to pass out or die, but they are really having the time of their life.
by PiltDownMcMahon and Ivo March 04, 2008