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Dan-0 noun- When one of your friends always trys to listen in on you having sex with your girlfriend, but hides the fact that he is trying to listen to you by acting busy right outside your bedroom.
You just had to be randomly sitting outside my room right now, damn man you can be such a "Dan-O" sometimes!!
by Beggs December 9, 2007
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Dan Marino

the 27th PICK OF THE 1983 draft, since there were only 28 teams back then, dipshit. his defenses were consistently near the bottom of the league and never truly had a great running back. when asked to give up the ball to the running game, he did out of desire to win a championship, only to find that the players jimmy johnson picked at that position were duds. in most experts opinion, he is at least on a par with any quarterback in nfl history. probably a victim of his own statistics, because idiots like don shula figure "if we just rely on danny to pass teh ball all game, we're bound to win a super bowl eventually". peers of his like john elway, had the fortune of having a coach with a brain, who realizes that you will not win superbowls unless you have a balanced attack on offense and a solid defense.
idiots would call marino selfish, but i wonder how far those teams would have gone relying on teh running game and defense they didn't have
by Michael Scholl April 4, 2005
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Dan Marino

Master of the Pig-skin. Suck on that Peyton.
Dan Marino threw downfield. Pass Complete. Touchdown.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005
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Disco Dan

Disco Dan is the sexiest man alive and happens to own one of the largest penises in the male porn industry, his name can be used to describe anything extremely sexy or large.
wooaaahh that house is so disco dan

ye i saw a girl last night who was so disco dan
by Shepshenko October 27, 2008
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Kewpie Dan

An inconceivably terrifying man that Strong Bad has to egg (for good reason). He can be seen by clicking on “Kewpie Dan” when Strong Bad shows you his list of people he has to egg on www.homestarrunner.com/halloween2001.html
Kewpie Dan is shrouded in mystery. All I know is that he is somehow connected with fangs (see his picture).
by Witches Brew September 28, 2003
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Jesus Dan

Jesus answers the calls. He gets dicked down. He’s sexy. His wife and him have children called hatchlings. Praise this glorious man, or you will go to da grave
Person: I don’t know what to do
Person 2: O praise o praise this glorious man, o praise o praise this Jesus Dan
by liltoast October 28, 2019
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Dr Dan

- noun
1. The useful half of Claptrap (the useful sixth by mass).
J Stu is a useless cunt, unlike Dr Dan.
by gIIoyd June 15, 2008
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