The party was fucking insane
Yeah it was good, woke up to a Mexican morning though, I felt like shit.
Yeah it was good, woke up to a Mexican morning though, I felt like shit.
by El rober January 15, 2014
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Get the ass in the morning mug.Girlfriend: when I woke up this morning I saw you lying down with your dick out to the sky
Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants
Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)
Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants
Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)
by The Nigerican June 22, 2011
Get the Morning Mahogany mug.When you’ve been gooning all night in bed and at the crack of dawn you bust a nut across the room, causing the cumshot to hit a window and look like a star in the sky.
Bro 1: “Damn you look really happy today. What’s up?”
Bro 2: “Man I saw The Morning Star today after the wank session.”
Bro 1: “Aight, don’t talk to me anymore bro.”
Bro 2: “Man I saw The Morning Star today after the wank session.”
Bro 1: “Aight, don’t talk to me anymore bro.”
by Monkey Shagger November 8, 2023
Get the The Morning Star mug.When a woman wakes up with a female version of morning wood, and rides the morning wood until she gets filled with the morning sap.
Crystal woke up this morning with a morning wood beside her, so she climbed on and extracted the morning sap.
Jene and Frank enjoy seeing the morning sap ooze from the morning wood.
Alice really has a bad case of the morning sap while she walks around at work.
Jene and Frank enjoy seeing the morning sap ooze from the morning wood.
Alice really has a bad case of the morning sap while she walks around at work.
by Lars Dav March 3, 2017
Get the Morning Sap mug.A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.
Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)
by CandyCup August 6, 2011
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While holding the girl upside-down by her hips and her belly facing outward, she spreads her legs out while sucking your cock and you see her glistening camel-toe in the morning light.
Male and female positions can be exchanged at mild discomfort.
While holding the girl upside-down by her hips and her belly facing outward, she spreads her legs out while sucking your cock and you see her glistening camel-toe in the morning light.
Male and female positions can be exchanged at mild discomfort.
Yo, Jenny and I tried the morning camel the other day, couldn't even hold me up bruh. She doesn't even lift.
by TheMorningCamel February 9, 2017
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