crown of corns

Defecating across a person’s forehead especially after eating corn.

“I ate a lot of street corn at dinner and later that night I gave her a crown of corns”

by Space C0wb0y February 22, 2021

loose corn

Loose corn is used to describe corn that is not in the natural cob state. It can come in a can, frozen or have just been manually removed from the cob. Just saying "corn" isn't clear so we must conform to the binary options of "loose corn" or "corn on the cob".

Edric: Let's order the corn. Does that sound good to you?
Veronica: Depends on if it's loose corn or corn on the cob.
Edric: Good call, this isn't completely clear and madness. Let's check with the waiter.

by thisisedric December 17, 2019

Corn Factor

The level of corny-ness in a given situation

{really corny moment in a movie occurs}
Wow, haha can I just point out the corn factor right about now??

"Dude, American Gladiators has an unmeasurable corn factor"

by driver_wanted November 3, 2009

Corn Communion

When the only reason you go to church is so you can figure out a way to take a corny shit in the Pastor's mouth after his sermon.

"Mom, can we have corn for dinner tonight, I have corn communion tomorrow at church?"

by tbizzy2 August 22, 2019

Corned Sausage

Corned Sausage is what happens after you get done with having anal sexual activities with your significant other and when you finish there is a corn kernel stuck in your urethra.

I got done fuckin' this dude and he left me a Corned Sausage, I had to piss it out

by Xx_Cr33p3r_M4n_xX April 30, 2022

Shanghai Corn

The rival brand of Beijing Corn.

Timmy is the co-founder of Shanghai Corn.

by ComeToBrazil85 September 6, 2022

corn bumps

Bumps that are detected by the rectal tissue as they pass during a bowel movement created from eating copious amounts of corn. This is especially apparent when the anus is already inflammed from roids or itchy because of other dietary choices that were unwise.

I could feel all my corn bumps from all that corn salsa with my asshole as I took a nice greasy shit this morning.

by PixieGirl1973 March 11, 2019