The Red Gates

A location in Rocky Mountain Hell located outside the indoctrination centres called West Central High School and Pioneer Middle School. It's main inhabitants are drug addicted, fucktards with God complexes and are completely devoid of any common sense. Their ecological niche primarily consists of smoking a fat dooby and polluting the town by tossing their cancer sticks anywhere they damn well please and letting their cars idle to spew toxic gas for hours on end. They have no regard for anybody but themselves. The location itself reeks of the putrid scent of 2nd hand smoke and gas fumes from their shitty, barely functional Kijiji trucks. west central high school Rocky Mountain House

"Hey you want to go and hang out by the red gates?" "No. I'm not a pot smoking tumor."

by DecapitatedScrotum June 16, 2016

Heaven's Gate

A period of time just before climax.

Damn, her pussy was so tight she had me at heaven's gate in 6 seconds.

by January 20, 2021

Cheese Gating

Common misspelling of "Cheese Grating"

The act of grating cheese into fine slices.

Hi darling, the Cheese Gating needs doing.

by jns7 May 13, 2020

gammon gates

Similar to gammon curtains, gammon gates are the female undercarriage, the flaps if you will

See also squish mitten

I put my hand down her panties and fondled her gammon gates which were astride her panties

While resting my eyes (sleepng) after a particulrly energetic shagging sesh, she flopped her gammon gates over my nose - I almost tossed my noodles due to the pungent stench

see also stench trench

by Jason Zombie October 15, 2009

Gate Keeper

A very nice man who likes to watch over the territory past his gate. He is very enthusiastic about Johnson's Jimmy.

The Gate Keeper down the street is a Johnson monger.

by Black Magic 69 November 25, 2016

pearly gates

where st. peter awaits you. you will have to go thru the pearly gates to join tupac and biggy in the sky

tupac went thru the pearly's

by alfi February 26, 2004

gate wait

The act of waiting alone at the entrance to a building for a ride, basically looking like a total loser, willing your ride to pull up the street so everyone can see that you actually have an agenda. Often one will pretend to be texting or calling someone on there cell so it looks like they know what they're doing.

guy 1: Hey man saw you standing outside best buy the other day
guy 2: Ugh, ya. i was pulling a major gate wait
guy 1: That's some tough shit man

by koolaidonetwothree June 26, 2008